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Liberal knickers knotting: You aren’t funny conservatives

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Oh, my! Liberals on Twitter join President Obama in a stompy foot temper tantrum caused by feelings of inadequacy. As Twitchy reported earlier, the hilarious hashtag #Liberalismin4words is trending. President Obama hates conservative success on Twitter and liberals are super jealous of the conservative domination.

This isn’t the first time they have complained. As Twitchy reported, a “The Daily Show” writer had his Team Obama panties in a twist over another hashtag game.

This time is more of the same, but it’s still hilarious. 

Twitter bomb time: #Liberalismin4words

I know we’re all used to a good old fashioned Tumblr bombing, so I thought we could extend our liberal invasion skills to Twitter. #Liberalismin4words is trending right now, with such gems as “Sloth. Wrath. Envy. Pride.” “What’s yours is mine” and “We use bath salts.” Here are some suggestions to get you started — tweet your own and tag it with #STFUC and I’ll post some of my faves!

#liberalismin4words mercy, generosity, equality, non-assholery

#liberalismin4words No war, no poor

#liberalismin4words Equal rights, equal pay

We could also start trending #conservativesin4words. “Fuck the poor, yo!” “Racism isn’t real LALALALLALLA” “Stand Your Ground rocks”

Oh, our aching sides! Their mad “skills.” By skills, they must mean failures. It all boils down to “you are wrong and not funny, because shaddup, shaddup, shaddup. Also, racist! And stuff!”

War, they declared. It’s so sad that they must go to war with the pitiful army they have. Bless their precious hearts. Feast your eyes on some of their attempts at making a funny.

#conservativesin4words White, heterosexual, Christian men.

— Elizabeth Reyes (@ereyes312) June 13, 2012

Back to the Past #Conservativesin4words

— pam zarte (@pamsiegelzarte) June 13, 2012

So funny coming from people who are intent on trying to falsely convince people that it is 1950 and women are stuck in the kitchen, unable to even think for themselves. Julia, anyone?

Don't cooperate with Obama! #ConservativesIn4Words

— Chris Sherlock (@SquarePeg61) June 13, 2012

And, fail. Conservatives are already hijacking it and will no doubt dominate this as well.

#ConservativesIn4Words I take personal responsibility

— ComfyPaws™ (@ComfyPaws) June 13, 2012

#ConservativesIn4Words No taxation without representation.

— Gabriel Hudelson (@GabrielHudelson) June 13, 2012

#ConservatismIn4Words Owning all lib hashtags

— Laura R. Charron (@ConchoQueen) June 13, 2012

In any hashtag form! There are two attempts: #conservativesin4words and #conservatismin4words. The silly STFUC people seem to have neglected to realize the original hashtag had the word liberalism not liberals. Words, and hashtags, are hard!

In any event, conservatives pick up the slack for both hashtags. They are good like that.

https://twitter.com/adamsbaldwin/status/212963247094120449

Whining never solves anything. #ConservatismIn4Words

— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) June 13, 2012

Religious freedom for all. #ConservatismIn4Words // Hey! Shut up, Catholics. #LiberalismIn4Words

— Neal Dewing (@Neal_Dewing) June 13, 2012

Government of the people #ConservatismIn4Words

— AlexaShrugged (@AlexaShrugged) June 13, 2012

#ConservativesIn4Words I disagree, but tolerate.

— JK the Slacker (@ConservaSlacker) June 13, 2012

What matters is results #ConservativesIn4Words // What matters is power #LiberalismIn4Words

— JK the Slacker (@ConservaSlacker) June 13, 2012

RT @SkiGarmisch: Free Enterprise Individual Liberties #ConservatismIn4Words

— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) June 13, 2012

Kids, not teachers' unions #ConservatismIn4Words #education

— Leah (@oooitsleah) June 13, 2012

Support troops, ridicule Occupiers. #ConservatismIn4Words

— Virginia Kruta (@VAKruta) June 13, 2012

#ConservatismIn4Words We mock the trolls

— Peter C. (@pcarenza) June 13, 2012

Indeed. Keep it coming, conservatives. You are getting to them, clearly.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/13/liberal-knickers-knotting-you-arent-funny-conservatives-because-shaddup/

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